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Sep. 23rd, 2006 | 10:35 pm
posted by: cloudytm in mizwank

Alright, I know everybody and their mother has probably already read this, but I'm just trying to bring back some life to a very still community.

I bring you 'Angels of the Battlefield' by 'Brown-Eyed Fencer of Conte-Flyery'. Her name should be enough.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2921751/1/

This of course, is the story I showed to Latin_Cat, if story is what it can be called. It's your typical Eppie-Sue, but never before have I seen one so heinous. And what's more, the authoress doesn't see ANYTHING wrong with Eponine having magical healing powers, or that a goddess lives inside of her, or that she runs the freakin' streets of Paris, or that she's a better artist than Feuilly, or that her artist name is 'Solitaire Painteur', or that she and Enjolras fall in love.

Or that she spells them 'Enjoloras' and 'Montreparnase'.

Blah.

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Re: eppie-suzette anyone?

from: anonymous
date: Sep. 24th, 2006 05:55 am (UTC)
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Oy, you're not alone. I reviewed as well. Can't say I encouraged her, I just corrected spelling (with mispelled words in my own damn reviews because I have yet to learn the glory of re-reading).

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Cloudy

Re: eppie-suzette anyone?

from: cloudytm
date: Sep. 25th, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
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Ohhh, I just found out that you're Fantine at the Barricade. Hello! (You probably don't recognize me?)

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Cloudy

Re: eppie-suzette anyone?

from: cloudytm
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 03:07 am (UTC)
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Oh, now!!

I read your little Grantaire poem. Cute. You should write more, you know?

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Cloudy

Re: eppie-suzette anyone?

from: cloudytm
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 04:00 am (UTC)
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Ehh, I had a talk exactly like this with Orestes a few days back. About how she couldn't write anything long and how I would DIE to be able to write a one-shot... I think we have the same problem.

Off topic (sort of), what do you see in the future of ponine-cosette? I keep hoping that someone will review and say something like 'Hey, you're putting up the chapters that TwistedGoth *didn't* beta!' I also keep dreading the 'OMG, this grammar is horrid. Your beta (ME!!!) must be a retard.'

I keep meaning to review anonymously and say something, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Blah.

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Cloudy

Re: eppie-suzette anyone?

from: cloudytm
date: Sep. 27th, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
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(giggle)

As much as I've wanted to hear somebody tell her that that godawful Eponine x Grantaire needed a beta, I beta 'Possibilities'. :)

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Cloudy

Re: eppie-suzette anyone?

from: cloudytm
date: Oct. 2nd, 2006 02:39 am (UTC)
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Another beta job??

Ahhh! Ahhhhhh!!! AHHHHHHH!!

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Jeune Patriote Débauché

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from: josiana
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 06:15 am (UTC)
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O_______O Oh dear.

Enjoloras and Enjorlas are obviously Enjolras's long lost siblings.

Also, your icon is cute.

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from: cloudytm
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)
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I heard that Montreparnase is Montparnasse's twin brother who was tragically turned into an Eppie-raper after an unfortunate carriage accident. Montparnasse is very ashamed of his brother. :(

Thank you!

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Jeune Patriote Débauché

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from: josiana
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)
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I can see why. His clothes are always so unfashionable, but at least he didn't try to rape Madame Thenardier. That would’ve been terribly awkward.

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Cloudy

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from: cloudytm
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
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Rape Madame Thenardier? Montreparnase? No, no, no, that's Grantier you're thnking of. :)

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Jeune Patriote Débauché

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from: josiana
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
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I thought that was Comberferre. ;_;

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Cloudy

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from: cloudytm
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
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No, I'm afraid not. Comberferre is Coueferac's cousin. Jesus, don't you know anything? And Coueferac is Felix Tomo-la-what's-it's brother. Get it right, sweetie.

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Jeune Patriote Débauché

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from: josiana
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry. ;____; I only read the book.

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Cloudy

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from: cloudytm
date: Sep. 26th, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC)
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Well...in that case I guess I can let it go. Just try not to mess up again, eh? ;) And remember!

ValJean and Javier are watching you!

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Adele

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from: prouvairesylvie
date: Mar. 14th, 2007 09:04 pm (UTC)
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Wow, I just read that one ...yesterday? And even in my daze of sickness, I was dumbfounded by the inanity of it. and the author's notes were too funny. Especially demanding comments.

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